15 Things You Will NEVER Hear Me Say!

1. I really want to try Hillbilly Hand Fishing
2. I understand why the Kardashians are famous

3. I think I need one of those mirrors that attach to my helmet!

4. No Honey, I just want to cuddle...
5. I need me some Creed to really pump me up for this run...
6. I wouldn't go to Kona if you paid me!
7. I really hope the Spice Girls reunite
8. I really think the Sea Shepherds from Whale Wars will end whaling as we know it one day soon!
9. Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohhhhh
10. The 2012 Tour de France was soo exciting!
11. I really need to go purchase an Affliction T-shirt.
12. They never show enough Olympic Trampoline on primetime TV.
13. Hey, play that "Call Me Maybe" song ONE MORE TIME
14. Add avocado to that please!!!
15. Obama in 2012!