OK, this post is for the ladies, the 2 that I know that actually read it I guess! As you know I work in retail. I have access to all security cameras in the stores throughout the country, so I see a lot of stuff, some good, some funny, a lot bad and some just gross. And ladies, what some of you do on the cosmetic aisles is just plain gross.
When I say cosmetics, I mean lotions, lipstick, eye liner pencils and other makeup. I think some of you know what I am referring too, but for the dudes reading this, let me fill you in. Do you know how many times a woman will test out a color of lipstick on her hand or wrist, then twist it back and place in with the others? ALL THE TIME! The sniffing of shampoos and lotions, the “free” samples that they take and spread on hands and elbows, they might as well get ready right there in the store. It creeps me out to know that one tube of lipstick has probably been smeared on the wrist of somebody a couple dozen times before it makes it your significant others lips and then to yours! And here is another thing, if they decide they like the color and want that tube of lipstick, they put it back and grab one from the back, so they know! They know what is going on…
So guys, you better hope that your lady reaches to the back of the lipstick area to get hers or no telling how Memphis wrists you are kissing!
Who doesn't do that? That's how I test all my deodorant and mouthwash. Only at Big Red though!
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