So, yeah, why aren't we all doping??? Except for the possible chance that it caused his cancer, I would love to have my heart pumping twice that of a normal person, I might gain a few spots in my Age Group! Twice the amount of oxygen with every breath??? Muscles that can go longer without major fatigue? Although that sounds a lot like me, the only common thread to me and Lance Armstrong is that we are both 41!
(as for the rest of the video, Yes, I live in TN, but no (see what I did there?), people in TN do not condone butt chugging or sex with farm animals.
And Yes, I will watch Oprah this weekend. I would like to see Lance race Kona.