Working in retail gives me access to alot of unhealthy stuff, especially around Holidays. And holidays means one thing, holiday candy. In retail, the next holiday starts the
It was about 10:30 AM. Beautiful day outside with birds singing, sunshine shining, and all was good in the world. So I figured, hey man, "why not enjoy a cold crisp Reese's Peanut Butter egg on this fine day. You just closed a case and deserve it" So I agreed with my self and rolled my chair over to the fridge. I stood up and bent over to open the door and saw the eggs looking at me, I think they were smiling too.
So I reached down to grab one. They were alittle further back than I thought so I squatted down a little more, extending my hands out as I did and as soon as I got my hands on an egg, I heard this:
I froze and thought about the irony of the situation. I just split my pants reaching for a Reese's Peanut Butter egg. Really?? All I could think about were the Subway commercials where people are popping buttons off their colthes like a machine gun and breaking chairs as they sit down. And before you wonder, these pants were not tight "skinny" jean type pants! They were lose pants and very comfortable. I think someone snuck into my closet last night and messed with my pants, can't prove it yet, but I will!
So here I am feeling all guilty and sad, and I know the rest of my PB eggs are sad too because I gave them away, all except for the one. I sat in a corner of my office and enjoyed the last Reese's Peanut Butter Egg this Easter season. I will stay out of those aisles no matter how softly and sweetly my name is called. Cause if not you might find me sitting outside a McDonalds waiting for them to open to get my Big Mac fix!
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